December 2011
drop-acid asked: at moxley manor? i worked there too. who's your cousin's fiancee? but yeah, she's my best friend ever. i spend everyday with her, haha.
drop-acid asked: Rebecca, the girl on the left, yeah she's my best friend. Haha, how do you know her?
When you drive by tall buildings
lolsofunny:
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I fucking hate when I need to sell dragon...
they are so fucking expensive that I usually make the dealer lose all their money from me selling the scales/bones and then i have to travel all over the world looking for people with enough fucking money to buy my bones/scales
FIRST WORLD/SKYRIM/WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS!
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That awkward moment when the girl who rejected you...
BITCH!
if you weren’t so god damn picky you probably wouldn’t be
so don’t go running around saying “forever alone”
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When Me and Some Friends were about to play some...
Me: Hold on just let me find a place for my Cup of Drinking
Axl: Just don't spill it on the fucking board
Alan: Don't worry, it's got a +1 Lid of Holding and a +1 Straw of Sipping
Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOL
Axl: So what are the uses of this Straw of Sipping?
Alan: Oh so you don't get any of your mead in your mighty dwarven beard
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I keep wanting to call "Paarthurnax" "Parallax"
one is a dragon from skyrim
the other is an evil entity from Green Lantern DC COMICS that takes over Hal Jordan and makes him evil and kill a shit load of other green lanterns
mmm, i guess they kiiiiiinda look alike lol
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So I haven't been on tumblr for a while
this is the culprit
also, if you need to stop doing something, the answer is playing skyrim
need to stop having a girlfriend? need to stop sleeping? need to stop masturbating? need to stop passing classes? need to stop studying? need to eating? need to stop having a life? Need to stop having REAL-life adventures?
Why Not Skyrim???
or you could take an arrow to the knee
that apparently...
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I'm the baddest mother fucker in the building
so remember when it’s time to get my revenge, I will find your fucking bitch and fuck her right in front of you